tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16636163753188629072024-03-05T01:51:44.258-08:00kiran funny jokeskiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-76730127237815143172023-04-05T21:25:00.000-07:002023-04-05T21:25:01.966-07:00Nepali politics jokes <ol style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #444654; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #d1d5db; counter-reset: item 0; display: flex; flex-direction: column; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; margin: 1.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; white-space: pre-wrap;"><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician cross the road? To switch parties!</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the Nepali Congress politician refuse to use the escalator? Because he didn't want to be seen going down.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the Maoist leader join the gym? To strengthen his revolutionary muscles.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the UML leader refuse to play chess? Because he was afraid of the knight.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician wear a hat to the meeting? To cover up his flip-flopping.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician visit the doctor? To get a prescription for more empty promises.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician refuse to take a lie detector test? Because he didn't want to hurt the machine's feelings.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician go to the hair salon? To get a new spin on his policies.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician refuse to attend the wedding? Because he didn't want to be seen kissing babies.</p></li><li style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0.375em;"><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px;">Why did the politician become a farmer? To cultivate votes.</p></li></ol>kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-83071293421865365632019-08-02T02:14:00.000-07:002019-08-02T02:14:27.390-07:00Slow Driving <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A police officer stops<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>a van <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>full of elderly ladies
being </div>
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driven by an old gentleman because they’re only going 25 kmh,
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stopping the mid-day traffic.</div>
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The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.</div>
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“Well that’s the speed limit, isn’t it! There was a sign
saying 25 </div>
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and everything!” the driver defends himself.</div>
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The policeman sighs, “No, sir, that’s the number of the </div>
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highway you’re on. It has nothing to do with the speed
limit.”</div>
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“Oh, so that’s what it means…” says the driver, looking
shocked.</div>
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The officer looks at the rest of the van and notices the
grannies are looking somewhat frozen and stiff.</div>
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“What’s up with the ladies?” he asks the driver.</div>
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-“Um…” the driver scratches his head, “you see, we just got
off highway 150…”</div>
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-29142970888749056532013-12-10T20:08:00.001-08:002013-12-10T20:08:15.099-08:00choharwa<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
choharwa is situated in siraha district. choharwa is in the middle of siraha district. it is 20 km from east( baluha river near lahan) and 20 km from west (kamala river).in choharwa there is market called choharwa chok and people go there to buy necessary goods. choharwa bazzar is oldest market in siraha district. people of balkawa, asanpur, jamdaha, phulbirya and other near villegers come to do shopping there. monday and thrusday the market is full of people this two days in a week people come to buy and sell their goods. the merchant from rajbiraj, gaighat, ithari, katari come to buy goods.<br />
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the location of choharwa is here <br />
<a href="http://www.collinsmaps.com/maps/Nepal/Eastern/Choharwa/P1065919.00.aspx" title="World Search location map of Choharwa">Choharwa location map</a><br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-68895430180693187402013-12-10T18:14:00.002-08:002013-12-10T18:14:59.159-08:00nepali jokes in english<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Feri Chat Suru Bhayo :</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Keti : timi drinks and smoke garchau</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">ki nai ???</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Keta : nai ma ta kehi pani khadina ...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Keti : toit aajkal ko keta bhayera pani</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">nakhane ...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">moh ta wild khaidinchu ta ... ali ali ta</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">khanu</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />parcha ni ... malai ta ali ali khane<br />manche man<br />parcha timi jasto suddha keta man<br />pardaina ...<br />sorry ...<br />BLOCKED ...<br />...<br />aarko keti : timi drinks and smoke<br />garchau ki<br />gardainau ?<br />Keta : aah garchu ... ali ali matrai ...<br />keti : chiiiii !!! malia ta yasto kei<br />khane manche<br />man pardaina ... sorry i don't like<br />you ...<br />BLOCKED ...<br />...<br />Mother of God ...<br />...<br />Hami Keta harulai kehi gare pani<br />sukha chaina<br />baaaa ...</span></div>
kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-58669679305645269612013-12-10T18:13:00.002-08:002013-12-10T18:13:49.447-08:00new nepali jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">हाकु काले पसलमा गएछ :</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">हाकु काले : साउजी मलाई कुकुरको लागि खाना दिनुस् त।</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">साउजी : कुकुर ल्यानु भा छ ?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">हाकु काले : नाइ कुकुर घरमा छ ।</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">साउजी: sorry , हामीले तपाईंको कुकुर न हेरी केइ दिन मिल्दैन।</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">अर्को दिन :</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">हाकु काले : साउजि मलाई बिरालोको लागि खाना दिनुस् त ।</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">साउजी : बिरालो ल्याउनु भा छ ?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">हाकु काले : छैन, घरमा छ ।</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">साउजी : बिरालो ल्याउनुस् अनी बल्ल ।</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />अर्को दिन :<br />हाकु काले एउटा झोला बोकेर गएछ,<br />साउजी : झोलामा के बोकेर ल्याउनु भको ?<br />हाकु काले : हातले आँफै चेक गर्नुस् न ।<br />साउजी(हात चिराएर छाम्दै ): अली अली न्यानो छ, चिपिक-चिपिक हातमा लाग्छ, अनी चिसो- चिसो पनि छ , के हो यो ??<br />हाकु काले : आची हो क्या साउजी ।<br />मामपाका साउजी म टोइलेट पेपर किन्न आको आज....</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">ठुली केटि : तेरो boyfriend तलाई kiss</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">गर्न खोज्यो ''don't'' भन्नु अनि अंगालो मार्न खोजे ''stop'' भन्नु</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">नि बुजिस ???? ।।। </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">सानी केटि : हुन्छ दिदि !!! ...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">(भोलि पल्ट )</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">सानी केटि : दिदि त्येसले मलाई त kiss</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">र अंगालो एकै पटक गर्यो र मैले पनि एकै</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">पटक ''don't stop'' भन्दिए......</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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A student asks a teacher,<br />
"What is<br />
love?"<br />
teacher, "In order<br />
to<br />
answer your question,<br />
go to the wheat field and<br />
choose<br />
the biggest wheat<br />
and come back. But the<br />
rule is:<br />
you can go through<br />
them only once and cannot<br />
turn<br />
back to pick."<br />
The student went to the<br />
field, go<br />
through first row, he<br />
saw one big wheat, but he<br />
wonders... may be there is<br />
a<br />
bigger one later.<br />
Then he saw another bigger<br />
one...<br />
But may be there is<br />
an even bigger one waiting<br />
for<br />
him.<br />
Later, when he finished<br />
more<br />
than half of the wheat<br />
field, he start to realize that<br />
the<br />
wheat is not as big as<br />
the previous one he saw, he<br />
know he has missed the<br />
biggest one, and he<br />
regretted.<br />
So, he ended up went back<br />
to the<br />
teacher with empty<br />
hand.<br />
The teacher told him, "This<br />
is<br />
love... You keep looking<br />
for a better one, but when<br />
later<br />
you realize, you have<br />
already miss the person..."<br />
"What is marriage then?"<br />
the<br />
student asked.<br />
The teacher said, "In order<br />
to<br />
answer your question,<br />
go to the corn field and<br />
choose<br />
the biggest corn and<br />
come back. But the rule is:<br />
you<br />
can go through them<br />
only once and cannot turn<br />
back to<br />
pick."<br />
The student went to the<br />
corn<br />
field, this time he is<br />
careful not to repeat the<br />
previous<br />
mistake, when he<br />
reach the middle of the<br />
field, he<br />
has picked one<br />
medium corn that he feel<br />
satisfy,<br />
and come back to<br />
the teacher.<br />
The teacher told him, "This<br />
time<br />
you bring back a<br />
corn. You look for one that<br />
is just<br />
nice, and you have<br />
faith and believe this is the<br />
best<br />
one you get... This is<br />
marriage."<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-23416664023659350322012-12-15T05:32:00.000-08:002012-12-15T05:32:09.490-08:00hamro samaj<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-23013308740909076992012-12-13T21:24:00.002-08:002012-12-13T21:24:15.822-08:00Back to Class<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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teacher: what is your name?<br />
student: sir mero naam kiran shrestha ho<br />
teacher: when i ask your name in English then give me answer in english<br />
student; sir my name is RAY GREAT<br />
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TEACHER ASKED ANOTHER STUDENT<br />
Teacher; what is your name?<br />
student: my name is Beautiful Red Underwear<br />
teacher: what kinds of name is that? don't joke with me. tell your name correctly<br />
student: sir my name is sunderlal chadda<br />
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teacher: what happen in 2007?<br />
student: sir democracy was established<br />
teacher: what happen in 2036?<br />
student: sir people were fighting against democracy<br />
teacher: what happen in 2062?<br />
student: sir again fight for democracy<br />
teacher: what happen in 2069?<br />
student: sir yo question ko answer ta paper ma raina 6 ta .............<br />
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teacher: if i saw a man beating to a dog and i stop him then what virtue would i be showing ?<br />
student: sir it's definitely brother love<br />
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teacher: beacause of hard work of B.P. KOIRALA what do we get on 7TH FALGUN?<br />
student: holiday<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-45167179654618341052012-12-13T20:58:00.000-08:002012-12-13T21:29:44.152-08:00all computer jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"<br />
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed<br />
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" <br />
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."<br />
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"<br />
KIRAN: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard.The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.<br />
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TEC SUPPORT: "O.K. NIRAN, press the control and escape keys at the same time. That WILL bring up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."<br />
NIRAN: "I don't have a 'P'".<br />
TEC SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, NIRAN."<br />
NIRAN: "What do you mean?"<br />
TEC SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, NIRAN."<br />
NIRAN: "I'm not going to do that!"<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-45530685439657042342012-12-07T00:20:00.002-08:002012-12-07T00:35:15.403-08:00fun with jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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kiran went to face the interview<br />
interviewer: where were you born? <br />
kiran: Nepal<br />
interviewer: which part?<br />
kiran: which part? sabai body part ni.....( whole body part was born in nepal)<br />
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kiran and niran were fixing bomb in a bus<br />
Niran: what would you do if the bumb explodes while fixing<br />
kiran: Don't worry i have one more............<br />
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kiran; what is the name of your car?<br />
niran: yar i forget the name of my cat but is start with 'T'<br />
kiran: haha what a strange car.starts with tea. All car that i know starts with petrol<br />
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teacher was teaching grammer and he teach how to use the word "beans"<br />
kiran: My Father cooks beans<br />
Niran: My Father grows beans<br />
that's good says teacher milan made a sentence<br />
Milan spoke up " we are all human beans"<br />
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kiran joined a new job. in the first day he worked so hard. he worked till evening. the boss was very happy and asked what you did till evening<br />
kiran: Keyboard alphabets were not in order so i made it all right<br />
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<span style="color: red;">in the accident one man lost his leg and was crying very loudly" oh God i lost my leg, oh</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">Kiran: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. but still scilent, is he crying ?</span><br />
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kiran; you cheated me. don't you<br />
seller: no sir i sold you branded radio<br />
kiran: Radio label shows made in India but radio says" yo radio nepal ho"<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-37404596864875883102012-10-31T23:17:00.000-07:002012-12-05T22:20:08.723-08:00bheza fry<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWT12phnWhvw89Lvcvg_QrE3JnSVAevNnFAz0Hrk8MxDtColyI92VEvl4Cs9XZ-xU0zPnZl8b7uUH6mQVhSWMSn0EIYr5rElcl-7I8_sWved1EULtdylO9wk7SLEw3HkuVgvi7wyjFdehh/s1600/Party0158.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWT12phnWhvw89Lvcvg_QrE3JnSVAevNnFAz0Hrk8MxDtColyI92VEvl4Cs9XZ-xU0zPnZl8b7uUH6mQVhSWMSn0EIYr5rElcl-7I8_sWved1EULtdylO9wk7SLEw3HkuVgvi7wyjFdehh/s200/Party0158.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="color: lime;">Girlfriends r like chocolates, </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">taste good anytime. </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice</span>.<br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! </span><br />
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<span style="color: lime;">Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! </span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Man: Is there any way for long life? </span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">Dr: Get married. </span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">Man: Will it help? </span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. </span><br />
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<span style="color: lime;">Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. </span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. </span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. </span><br />
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<span style="color: lime;">It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives</span>.<br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? </span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. </span><br />
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<span style="color: lime;">Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. </span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. </span><br />
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<span style="color: lime;">Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. </span><br />
<span style="color: lime;">After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. </span><br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-5966877236421561142012-10-31T22:53:00.000-07:002012-12-05T22:28:07.963-08:00just laugh<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A place where Papa pays and Son plays.<br />
Lecture: <br />
An art of transferring information<br />
from the notes of the Lecturer<br />
to the notes of the students<br />
without passing through 'the minds of either'<br />
Father:<br />
A banker provided by nature.<br />
Conference Room:<br />
A place where<br />
everybody talks, nobody listens<br />
and everybody disagrees later on.<br />
Office:<br />
A place where you can relax<br />
after your strenuous home life..<br />
Experience:<br />
The name men give to their mistakes.<br />
Life Insurance:<br />
A contract that keeps you poor all your life<br />
so that you can die Rich.<br />
Marriage:<br />
It's an agreement in which a man loses<br />
his bachelor degree and<br />
a woman gains her masters.<br />
Conference:<br />
The confusion of one man<br />
multiplied by the number present.<br />
Dictionary:<br />
A place where success comes before work.<br />
Compromise:<br />
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.<br />
Boss:<br />
Someone who is early when you are late,<br />
and late when you are early.<br />
Politician:<br />
One who shakes your hand<br />
before elections and your Confidence after.<br />
Doctor:<br />
A person who kills your ills by pills,<br />
and kills you by bills.<br />
Classic:<br />
Books, which people praise, but do not read.<br />
Smile:<br />
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.<br />
Yawn:<br />
The only time some married men<br />
ever get to open their mouth.<br />
Etc.:<br />
A sign to make others believe that<br />
you know more than you actually do.<br />
Philosopher:<br />
A fool who torments himself during life,<br />
to be wise after death<br />
Atom Bomb:<br />
An invention to end all inventions..<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-33681372702375468252012-10-29T03:44:00.003-07:002012-12-06T23:05:18.815-08:00phone number<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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0- u are a trouble maker <br />
1- u are very kind<br />
2- u are very funny<br />
3- u are intelligent<br />
4- u are sincere<br />
5- u are careless<br />
6- u are neat<br />
7- u are handsome/ beautiful<br />
8- u are straight forward<br />
9- u are shy.<br />
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?<br />
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DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy ,<br />
one of my hair turns white .....<br />
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KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white .....<br />
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Moral :- Moral Shoral k hi hoena 6or6ori ko aagadi derae batho nahunu.......................<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-83937407257387313482012-09-28T10:18:00.001-07:002012-12-07T00:39:18.998-08:00kiran funny jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
teacher :who was birbal?<br />
Student: thaha chaina sir<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrcS7ag7MjnHSJjh9musOwZrMAr22OmTxSnofcFmDGmdlssQBO2yIpjsYeqQswtMk1BJgfo-ws25N1HXR-Ut3lgbISzhVyBO4ovTTS_QXMbbtcsIaYU1IYXdUasAsOmA3YuC-Hvx7VBt28/s1600/party0149.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrcS7ag7MjnHSJjh9musOwZrMAr22OmTxSnofcFmDGmdlssQBO2yIpjsYeqQswtMk1BJgfo-ws25N1HXR-Ut3lgbISzhVyBO4ovTTS_QXMbbtcsIaYU1IYXdUasAsOmA3YuC-Hvx7VBt28/s320/party0149.jpg" width="320" /></a>sir: ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha? <br />
Studen t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ? <br />
Sir: k thaha?<br />
Student :afnu chori ma dhayan bhaye bho thaha huncha?<br />
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Kiran : how many apples can u.eat in<br />
empty stomach?<br />
Girl: i can eat 7 aples.<br />
kiran:no u can eat only 1 apple in<br />
empty stomach coz when.u eat<br />
2nd apple thats not in empty<br />
stomach.<br />
Girl: wow supper joke i'll tell my<br />
friends<br />
Girl to other girl:. How many apple<br />
can u eat in empty stomach?<br />
Other girl: i can eat 10.<br />
Girl: haaaree..... 7bhaneko<br />
bhaye.euta dami joke bhanthe.<br />
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british : you Nepales are differ in colors,</div>
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look we are all white..?</div>
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Nepalese Reply : Horses are in different</div>
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colors</div>
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donkeys are all the same.!</div>
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kiran asked to niran : Which Comes First ? Sun Or</div>
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Moon ?</div>
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Niran: Firstly Moon Then Sun</div>
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kiran : how? and why?</div>
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Niran : Son comes only after</div>
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Honeymoon </div>
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-10539002043366046422012-09-18T05:34:00.001-07:002012-09-18T06:59:42.089-07:00Best Funny Countries Full forms <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeLMN-h5jI5PAPJS9v2R18EN7XOyelVjXV1c0l5jyANVnSxYRixChNGLuj8IxGpwmyHumCvbloCc9u6Dfnd1wJVwsH7frNDUqVOEZuMV0APjgp0qHgFJqGByy6A6gnOK3xPxt55wa8NR40/s1600/mark0030_001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeLMN-h5jI5PAPJS9v2R18EN7XOyelVjXV1c0l5jyANVnSxYRixChNGLuj8IxGpwmyHumCvbloCc9u6Dfnd1wJVwsH7frNDUqVOEZuMV0APjgp0qHgFJqGByy6A6gnOK3xPxt55wa8NR40/s200/mark0030_001.jpg" width="150" /></a>NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love <br />
- Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always<br />
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.<br />
BURMA- Between Us, Remember Me Always.<br />
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.<br />
EGYPT- Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!<br />
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull<br />
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.<br />
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing<br />
FRANCE- Friendships Remain And Never Can End.<br />
LIBYA- Love Is Beautiful; You Also. <br />
HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies<br />
ITALY- I Trust And Love You.<br />
CHINA- Come Here.. I Need Affection.<br />
JAPAN = "Jumping And Pumping At Night"<br />
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PCL : Poor Computers Limited<br />
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees<br />
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output<br />
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd. <br />
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance<br />
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year<br />
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors<br />
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly<br />
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping<br />
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Cigareete<br />
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers<br />
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses<br />
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APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity<br />
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control<br />
IBM - I Blame Microsoft<br />
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics<br />
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis<br />
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers<br />
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out<br />
GIGO- Garbage In Gibbon Out<br />
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System<br />
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed<br />
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language<br />
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.<br />
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs<br />
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction<br />
SCSI - System Can't See It<br />
DOS - Defective Operating System<br />
DEC - Do Expect Cuts<br />
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months<br />
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MBA-Member of Bhikari Association<br />
MBA-Master of Bad Activity<br />
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity<br />
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students<br />
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai<br />
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...<br />
STUPID- Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand<br />
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.I.D.I.O.T.- Intelligent Doctor in .Operation Threater<br />
P.I.G- Preety.Indian Girl<br />
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WIFE: Worries Invented for Ever<br />
: With Idiot For Ever<br />
:WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.<br />
COLLEGE:- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly...<br />
DAIRY MILK:- Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 A Loving Kiss<br />
PEPSI:- Pay Every Penny To Save Israel.<br />
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sports<br />
KISS ---- Kind of Intimate Sensual Stimulant<br />
GOODNIGHT-<br />
Go 2 bed<br />
O- off d Light<br />
O- Out of tension<br />
D- Dream a lot<br />
N- Nice Sleep<br />
I-Ignore Worry<br />
G-Get Fresh<br />
H- have a nice night<br />
T--Thanks<br />
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Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court<br />
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.<br />
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he? <br />
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?<br />
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?<br />
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kiran was travelling in local bus and he has closed his eye and Niran noticed that so Niran says why you have closed your eyes<br />
what's the matter? are you sick?<br />
kiran: "no i am ok i just hate to see an old lady standing."<br />
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kiran was walking the pavement of road and a frog speak to him "if you kiss me i will turn into beautiful princess"<br />
kiran smilled and pick it up and put in his pocket<br />
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn back to beautiful princess then i will be your girlfriend"<br />
then kiran again smilled and put the frog back to the ground<br />
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn me back to beautiful princess then i will be your wife"<br />
kiran didn't show any response then<br />
frog finally says "what's the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. why won't you kiss me ?<br />
kiran said "Look I'm a busy student iam doing my project i don't have time for a girlfriend or wife, but a talking frog, now that's COOL."<br />
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kiran wanted to be a monk so he went to monastery and talked with the head of monk.<br />
the head of monk agreed to put him in the monastrey but hehave to take a vow of silence and he can only say two words every three years."<br />
the first three year crossed the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"<br />
kiran replied " Robe dirty!"<br />
more Three years went and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"<br />
kiran replied " food cold"<br />
again Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"<br />
"I quit!" said kiran<br />
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</div>kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-11410360075347218932012-08-30T05:30:00.001-07:002012-09-20T00:24:13.881-07:00sleeping in the class <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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mam: kiran why are you sleeping in the class room?<br />
kiran: mam your voice really so sweet that's why iam sleeping<br />
teacher look after other students and says<br />
why other students are not sleeping <br />
kiran : they are not listening to you mam<br />
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why girls marry earlier than boys<br />
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Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.<br />
teacher : if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?<br />
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Niran and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down.<br />
Niran says: "It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!" <br />
The girl replies: "No - it's a cosin, silly!!!"<br />
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kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-15618076298763651532012-08-17T21:15:00.001-07:002012-09-05T00:55:22.762-07:00you will like this pictures from google<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">if you like this picture share this pictures to your friends and make fun </span> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIzeGK86BqGZPjG6fS-38c820ZJ8imgwBTgzP8Nc49uJqkoslhAIbR-qylCfMF0zMfY07IKQJzWvbfRgv86As-VxMiowr5UApAoDlZ-qH_8PD3cHiX2ubWq2hl-gaelLCFk0cTHliS4L4T/s1600/200755_463376907016340_1649874115_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="283" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIzeGK86BqGZPjG6fS-38c820ZJ8imgwBTgzP8Nc49uJqkoslhAIbR-qylCfMF0zMfY07IKQJzWvbfRgv86As-VxMiowr5UApAoDlZ-qH_8PD3cHiX2ubWq2hl-gaelLCFk0cTHliS4L4T/s320/200755_463376907016340_1649874115_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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kiran recently join the new school and in the first day. english teacher asked him<br />
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kiran: whatever my mom says<br />
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kiran:sir i need to go to bathroom<br />
Teacher: first say about A B C D's then only<br />
kiran: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z<br />
Teacher: hmmm you forget the P<br />
kiran: no sir i didn't it's running down my leg<br />
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Niran was drawing money from Nepal Bank by ATM, Kiran behind him said Ha! Ha! Haaa! i've seen your password<br />
Its 4 asterisks( **** )<br />
thenNiran replied Ha! Ha! Haaa! you are wrong Its "9849"<br />
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kiran was the class teacher of the kindergarden. at the end of the school year,the pupils used togive gift to teacher so, at first florist's daughter handed a gift, he shook it held it overhead and said.i know what is it. it's flower right. girl said that's right.<br />
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the next pupil was candy shop owner's son, kiran held his gift overhead, shook it and said.i know what is it, its a box of sweet. yes sir said pupil. but how do you know teacher, "oh just a wild guess"<br />
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the next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. kiran held the packet overhead, but it was leaking, he touched a drop of the leakage in the finger and touched to her tongue. it's a wine he said. the pupil said no no sir. again kiran taking large drop of leakage to the tongue and said it's a champange? pupil said no. kiran takes one more drops before declaring, "i give up" what is it? with the great glee, the boy replied " it's a PUPPY"<br />
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kiran: niran write 99<br />
Niran: how?<br />
kiran: write 9 and another 9 beside it.<br />
niran write 9 and stopped<br />
kiran: what are you waiting for<br />
niran: i don't know which side to write another 9<br />
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Three turtle decided to go to picnic. they manages every thing and start their journey.and when they reched the picnic spot they realise that they have forgotten the soda.the oldest turtle said who would go to home and brought soda. the young one said i will go if you all didn't eat the sandwiches until i got back. the youngest turtle goes but a week went by, then a month, finally a year, when two turtle said "oh, come on let's eat the sandwiches, now he won't come". suddenly the little turtle popped up from the rock and said, " if you do, i won't go!"<br />
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niran: can you guess how many coins do i have?<br />
kiran: if i guess right then will you give me one of them?<br />
niran: if you guess right, i will give you both of them<br />
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<div><div>math teacher: kiran did you make this homework by yourself or your dad help you to make this</div><div>kiran: no sir he did it all by himself.</div></div><br />
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</div>kiran shresthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02687638728517271456noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1663616375318862907.post-75359704176309199542012-08-01T00:04:00.002-07:002012-09-19T23:47:34.892-07:00loan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Kiran: hundred rupee </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Niran: no kiran it will remain 50</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">kiran : no it will remain 100</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">niran : kiran i have your 50 rupee as loan.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">kiran : that's why it will remain 100 </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">niran: how???????????</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">kirna: just because you ask me loan of Rs 50, it doesn't mean that iam going to give you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">kiran: suppose you have offered knowledge and money, which will you choose</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Niran: Money</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">kiran:if i were you i would have taken knowledge.so why do you take money?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">niran: i don't have money that's why. and you don't haveknodledg that's why.</span><br />
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