choharwa

milan shrestha 8:08 PM |

choharwa is situated in siraha district. choharwa is in the middle of siraha district. it is 20 km from east( baluha river near lahan) and 20 km from west (kamala river).in choharwa there is market called choharwa chok and people go there to buy necessary goods. choharwa bazzar is oldest market in siraha district. people of balkawa, asanpur, jamdaha, phulbirya and other near villegers come to do shopping there.  monday and thrusday the market is full of people this two days in a week people come to buy and sell their goods. the merchant from  rajbiraj, gaighat, ithari, katari come to buy goods.

the location of choharwa is here
<a href="http://www.collinsmaps.com/maps/Nepal/Eastern/Choharwa/P1065919.00.aspx" title="World Search location map of Choharwa">Choharwa location map</a>



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nepali jokes in english

milan shrestha 6:14 PM | ,

Feri Chat Suru Bhayo :
...
Keti : timi drinks and smoke garchau
ki nai ???
Keta : nai ma ta kehi pani khadina ...
...
Keti : toit aajkal ko keta bhayera pani
nakhane ...
moh ta wild khaidinchu ta ... ali ali ta
khanu
parcha ni ... malai ta ali ali khane
manche man
parcha timi jasto suddha keta man
pardaina ...
sorry ...
BLOCKED ...
...
aarko keti : timi drinks and smoke
garchau ki
gardainau ?
Keta : aah garchu ... ali ali matrai ...
keti : chiiiii !!! malia ta yasto kei
khane manche
man pardaina ... sorry i don't like
you ...
BLOCKED ...
...
Mother of God ...
...
Hami Keta harulai kehi gare pani
sukha chaina
baaaa ...
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new nepali jokes

milan shrestha 6:13 PM |

हाकु काले पसलमा गएछ :
हाकु काले : साउजी मलाई कुकुरको लागि खाना दिनुस् त।
साउजी : कुकुर ल्यानु भा छ ?
हाकु काले : नाइ कुकुर घरमा छ ।
साउजी: sorry , हामीले तपाईंको कुकुर न हेरी केइ दिन मिल्दैन।
अर्को दिन :
हाकु काले : साउजि मलाई बिरालोको लागि खाना दिनुस् त ।
साउजी : बिरालो ल्याउनु भा छ ?
हाकु काले : छैन, घरमा छ ।
साउजी : बिरालो ल्याउनुस् अनी बल्ल ।
अर्को दिन :
हाकु काले एउटा झोला बोकेर गएछ,
साउजी : झोलामा के बोकेर ल्याउनु भको ?
हाकु काले : हातले आँफै चेक गर्नुस् न ।
साउजी(हात चिराएर छाम्दै ): अली अली न्यानो छ, चिपिक-चिपिक हातमा लाग्छ, अनी चिसो- चिसो पनि छ , के हो यो ??
हाकु काले : आची हो क्या साउजी ।
मामपाका साउजी म टोइलेट पेपर किन्न आको आज....
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nepali jokes

milan shrestha 6:06 PM |

ठुली केटि : तेरो boyfriend तलाई kiss
गर्न खोज्यो ''don't'' भन्नु अनि अंगालो मार्न खोजे ''stop'' भन्नु
नि बुजिस ???? ।।। 
सानी केटि : हुन्छ दिदि !!! ...

(भोलि पल्ट )

सानी केटि : दिदि त्येसले मलाई त kiss
र अंगालो एकै पटक गर्यो र मैले पनि एकै
पटक ''don't stop'' भन्दिए......
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सेरे पागल भएछ । सधैं भन्ने गर्थ्यो अब
गुलेली बनाउंछु अनि परेवा मार्छु।
उस्को यो बानी देखी हैरान
भएपछि परिवारले
हस्पिटल
लगेछन्।
डाक्टरले 6 महिना उपचार
गरेपछि दिमाग टेस्ट गर्न
सुरु गरेछन्।
डाक्टर - ल भन सेरे अब घर गएर के गर्छस्?
सेरे-
बिहे गर्छु।
डाक्टर ले सोचेछ सधै गुलेली बनाएर
परेवा मार्छु
भन्थ्यो तर अब यो ठिक भएछ क्यारे ,
फेरी निश्चित
गर्नको लागि फेरी सोधेछ- अनि बिहे गरेर
के गर्छस्?
सेरे- सुहागरात मनाउन बुढीलाई
कोठामा लिएर
जान्छु।
डाक्टर - (उत्सुक हुंदै ) अनि अनि? सेरे-
बिस्तारै
उस्को ब्लाउज खोल्छु। डाक्टर- अनि अनि के
गर्छस्
भन्न भन, सेरे-अनि उस्को ब्रा पनि खोल्छु ।
डाक्टर-
आम्मम , अनि के गर्छस्? सेरे- अनि के गर्नु
नी ,
त्यो ब्राको ईलास्टीक निकालेर
गुलेली बनाउंछु
अनि परेवा मार्न जान्छु|,,,,,हाह
ाहा हा हा हा...



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सुन्तली : धुर्मु
राती मुबिल चार्ज
मा नलगाऊ ब्लास्ट हुन
सक्छ रे .
'
''
''
'
'
'
'
'
धुर्मुसे : सुन्तु तिमि चुप
चाप लगेर सुत !
अनि मलाई तेस्तो बेकुफ
पनि नसोच
मैले बैट्री निकालेर चार्ज
मा हालेको छु !.............................




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ठुटे र झाप्ले जंगलमा घुम्न गएछन्
अचानक अगाडी एउटा बाग आएछ .. दुबैलाई टेन्सन भएछ.. अनि ठुटेले idea लगाएर भुईबाट माटो उठाएर बागको आखामा हालेर भाग्न लागेछ ...
.. झाप्ले चै हेरेर बसेछ....
ठुटे : ओई झाप्ले भाग
झाप्ले : साले तै भाग ..म किन भाग्ने !!
आखामा धुलो तैले पो हालेको हो त.....................


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one thing can change you life

milan shrestha 11:37 AM | ,



A student asks a teacher,
"What is
love?"
teacher, "In order
to
answer your question,
go to the wheat field and
choose
the biggest wheat
and come back. But the
rule is:
you can go through
them only once and cannot
turn
back to pick."
The student went to the
field, go
through first row, he
saw one big wheat, but he
wonders... may be there is
a
bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger
one...
But may be there is
an even bigger one waiting
for
him.
Later, when he finished
more
than half of the wheat
field, he start to realize that
the
wheat is not as big as
the previous one he saw, he
know he has missed the
biggest one, and he
regretted.
So, he ended up went back
to the
teacher with empty
hand.
The teacher told him, "This
is
love... You keep looking
for a better one, but when
later
you realize, you have
already miss the person..."
"What is marriage then?"
the
student asked.
The teacher said, "In order
to
answer your question,
go to the corn field and
choose
the biggest corn and
come back. But the rule is:
you
can go through them
only once and cannot turn
back to
pick."
The student went to the
corn
field, this time he is
careful not to repeat the
previous
mistake, when he
reach the middle of the
field, he
has picked one
medium corn that he feel
satisfy,
and come back to
the teacher.
The teacher told him, "This
time
you bring back a
corn. You look for one that
is just
nice, and you have
faith and believe this is the
best
one you get... This is
marriage."
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