nepali jokes in english

Feri Chat Suru Bhayo :
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Keti : timi drinks and smoke garchau
ki nai ???
Keta : nai ma ta kehi pani khadina ...
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Keti : toit aajkal ko keta bhayera pani
nakhane ...
moh ta wild khaidinchu ta ... ali ali ta
khanu
parcha ni ... malai ta ali ali khane
manche man
parcha timi jasto suddha keta man
pardaina ...
sorry ...
BLOCKED ...
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aarko keti : timi drinks and smoke
garchau ki
gardainau ?
Keta : aah garchu ... ali ali matrai ...
keti : chiiiii !!! malia ta yasto kei
khane manche
man pardaina ... sorry i don't like
you ...
BLOCKED ...
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Mother of God ...
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Hami Keta harulai kehi gare pani
sukha chaina
baaaa ...