Why did the politician cross the road? To switch parties!Why did the Nepali Congress politician refuse to use the escalator? Because he didn't want to be seen going down.Why did the Maoist leader join the gym? To strengthen his revolutionary muscles.Why did the UML leader refuse to play chess? Because he was afraid of the knight.Why did the politician wear a hat to the meeting? To cover up his flip-flopping.Why did the politician visit the doctor? To get a prescription for more empty promises.Why did the politician refuse to...
Slow Driving
A police officer stops
a van full of elderly ladies
being
driven by an old gentleman because they’re only going 25 kmh,
stopping the mid-day traffic.
The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.
“Well that’s the speed limit, isn’t it! There was a sign
saying 25
and everything!” the driver defends himself.
The policeman sighs, “No, sir, that’s the number of the
highway you’re on. It has nothing to do with the speed
limit.”
“Oh, so that’s what it means…” says the driver, looking
shocked.
The...
choharwa
choharwa is situated in siraha district. choharwa is in the middle of siraha district. it is 20 km from east( baluha river near lahan) and 20 km from west (kamala river).in choharwa there is market called choharwa chok and people go there to buy necessary goods. choharwa bazzar is oldest market in siraha district. people of balkawa, asanpur, jamdaha, phulbirya and other near villegers come to do shopping there. monday and thrusday the market is full of people this two days in a week people come to buy and sell their goods....
nepali jokes in english
Feri Chat Suru Bhayo :...Keti : timi drinks and smoke garchauki nai ???Keta : nai ma ta kehi pani khadina ......Keti : toit aajkal ko keta bhayera paninakhane ...moh ta wild khaidinchu ta ... ali ali takhanuparcha ni ... malai ta ali ali khanemanche manparcha timi jasto suddha keta manpardaina ...sorry ...BLOCKED ......aarko keti : timi drinks and smokegarchau kigardainau ?Keta : aah garchu ... ali ali matrai ...keti : chiiiii !!! malia ta yasto keikhane mancheman pardaina ... sorry i don't likeyou ...BLOCKED ......Mother of...
new nepali jokes
हाकु काले पसलमा गएछ :हाकु काले : साउजी मलाई कुकुरको लागि खाना दिनुस् त।साउजी : कुकुर ल्यानु भा छ ?हाकु काले : नाइ कुकुर घरमा छ ।साउजी: sorry , हामीले तपाईंको कुकुर न हेरी केइ दिन मिल्दैन।अर्को दिन :हाकु काले : साउजि मलाई बिरालोको लागि खाना दिनुस् त ।साउजी : बिरालो ल्याउनु भा छ ?हाकु काले : छैन, घरमा छ ।साउजी : बिरालो ल्याउनुस् अनी बल्ल ।अर्को दिन :हाकु काले एउटा झोला बोकेर गएछ,साउजी : झोलामा के बोकेर ल्याउनु भको ?हाकु काले : हातले आँफै चेक गर्नुस् न ।साउजी(हात चिराएर छाम्दै ): अली अली न्यानो छ, चिपिक-चिपिक हातमा लाग्छ, अनी...
nepali jokes
ठुली केटि : तेरो boyfriend तलाई kissगर्न खोज्यो ''don't'' भन्नु अनि अंगालो मार्न खोजे ''stop'' भन्नुनि बुजिस ???? ।।। सानी केटि : हुन्छ दिदि !!! ...(भोलि पल्ट )सानी केटि : दिदि त्येसले मलाई त kissर अंगालो एकै पटक गर्यो र मैले पनि एकैपटक ''don't stop'' भन्दिए......--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
सेरे पागल भएछ । सधैं भन्ने गर्थ्यो अबगुलेली बनाउंछु अनि परेवा मार्छु।उस्को यो बानी देखी हैरानभएपछि परिवारलेहस्पिटललगेछन्।डाक्टरले 6 महिना उपचारगरेपछि दिमाग...
one thing can change you life
A student asks a teacher,
"What is
love?"
teacher, "In order
to
answer your question,
go to the wheat field and
choose
the biggest wheat
and come back. But the
rule is:
you can go through
them only once and cannot
turn
back to pick."
The student went to the
field, go
through first row, he
saw one big wheat, but he
wonders... may be there is
a
bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger
one...
But may be there is
an even bigger one waiting
for
him.
Later, when he finished
more
than half of the wheat
field, he start to realize...
Back to Class
teacher: what is your name?
student: sir mero naam kiran shrestha ho
teacher: when i ask your name in English then give me answer in english
student; sir my name is RAY GREAT
TEACHER ASKED ANOTHER STUDENT
Teacher; what is your name?
student: my name is Beautiful Red Underwear
teacher: what kinds of name is that? don't joke with me. tell your name correctly
student: sir my name is sunderlal chadda
teacher: what happen in 2007?
student: sir democracy was established
teacher: what happen in 2036?
student: sir people...
all computer jokes
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of...
fun with jokes
kiran went to face the interview
interviewer: where were you born?
kiran: Nepal
interviewer: which part?
kiran: which part? sabai body part ni.....( whole body part was born in nepal)
kiran and niran were fixing bomb in a bus
Niran: what would you do if the bumb explodes while fixing
kiran:...
bheza fry
Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
...
just laugh
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A...
