Best Funny Computer Full Forms

milan shrestha 5:31 AM |


PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.                            
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Cigareete
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIGO- Garbage In Gibbon Out
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months



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Ankush Sahu said...

GOODNIGHT-
Go 2 bed
O- off d Light
O- Out of tension
D- Dream a lot
N- Nice Sleep
I-Ignore Worry
G-Get Fresh
H- have a nice night
T--Thanks

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