School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.
Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..
