Back to Class
teacher: what is your name?
student: sir mero naam kiran shrestha ho
teacher: when i ask your name in English then give me answer in english
student; sir my name is RAY GREAT
TEACHER ASKED ANOTHER STUDENT
Teacher; what is your name?
student: my name is Beautiful Red Underwear
teacher: what kinds of name is that? don't joke with me. tell your name correctly
student: sir my name is sunderlal chadda
teacher: what happen in 2007?
student: sir democracy was established
teacher: what happen in 2036?
student: sir people were fighting against democracy
teacher: what happen in 2062?
student: sir again fight for democracy
teacher: what happen in 2069?
student: sir yo question ko answer ta paper ma raina 6 ta .............
teacher: if i saw a man beating to a dog and i stop him then what virtue would i be showing ?
student: sir it's definitely brother love
teacher: beacause of hard work of B.P. KOIRALA what do we get on 7TH FALGUN?
student: holiday
all computer jokes
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
KIRAN: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard.The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.
TEC SUPPORT: "O.K. NIRAN, press the control and escape keys at the same time. That WILL bring up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
NIRAN: "I don't have a 'P'".
TEC SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, NIRAN."
NIRAN: "What do you mean?"
TEC SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, NIRAN."
NIRAN: "I'm not going to do that!"
fun with jokes
kiran went to face the interview
interviewer: where were you born?
kiran: Nepal
interviewer: which part?
kiran: which part? sabai body part ni.....( whole body part was born in nepal)
kiran and niran were fixing bomb in a bus
Niran: what would you do if the bumb explodes while fixing
kiran: Don't worry i have one more............
kiran; what is the name of your car?
niran: yar i forget the name of my cat but is start with 'T'
kiran: haha what a strange car.starts with tea. All car that i know starts with petrol
teacher was teaching grammer and he teach how to use the word "beans"
kiran: My Father cooks beans
Niran: My Father grows beans
that's good says teacher milan made a sentence
Milan spoke up " we are all human beans"
kiran joined a new job. in the first day he worked so hard. he worked till evening. the boss was very happy and asked what you did till evening
kiran: Keyboard alphabets were not in order so i made it all right
in the accident one man lost his leg and was crying very loudly" oh God i lost my leg, oh
Kiran: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. but still scilent, is he crying ?
kiran; you cheated me. don't you
seller: no sir i sold you branded radio
kiran: Radio label shows made in India but radio says" yo radio nepal ho"
bheza fry
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
just laugh
School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.
Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..
phone number
If your phone number ends with0- u are a trouble maker
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white .....
KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white .....
Moral :- Moral Shoral k hi hoena 6or6ori ko aagadi derae batho nahunu.......................
kiran funny jokes
teacher :who was birbal?
Student: thaha chaina sir
sir: ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?
Studen t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?
Sir: k thaha?
Student :afnu chori ma dhayan bhaye bho thaha huncha?
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Kiran : how many apples can u.eat in
empty stomach?
Girl: i can eat 7 aples.
kiran:no u can eat only 1 apple in
empty stomach coz when.u eat
2nd apple thats not in empty
stomach.
Girl: wow supper joke i'll tell my
friends
Girl to other girl:. How many apple
can u eat in empty stomach?
Other girl: i can eat 10.
Girl: haaaree..... 7bhaneko
bhaye.euta dami joke bhanthe.
Student: thaha chaina sir
sir: ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha? Studen t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?
Sir: k thaha?
Student :afnu chori ma dhayan bhaye bho thaha huncha?
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Kiran : how many apples can u.eat in
empty stomach?
Girl: i can eat 7 aples.
kiran:no u can eat only 1 apple in
empty stomach coz when.u eat
2nd apple thats not in empty
stomach.
Girl: wow supper joke i'll tell my
friends
Girl to other girl:. How many apple
can u eat in empty stomach?
Other girl: i can eat 10.
Girl: haaaree..... 7bhaneko
bhaye.euta dami joke bhanthe.
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british : you Nepales are differ in colors,
look we are all white..?
Nepalese Reply : Horses are in different
colors
but
donkeys are all the same.!
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kiran asked to niran : Which Comes First ? Sun Or
Moon ?
Niran: Firstly Moon Then Sun
kiran : how? and why?
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.
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Niran : Son comes only after
Honeymoon
Best Funny Countries Full forms
NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love - Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.
BURMA- Between Us, Remember Me Always.
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
EGYPT- Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing
FRANCE- Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
LIBYA- Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY- I Trust And Love You.
CHINA- Come Here.. I Need Affection.
JAPAN = "Jumping And Pumping At Night"
Best Funny Computer Full Forms
PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Cigareete
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIGO- Garbage In Gibbon Out
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
Best Funny full forms
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID- Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand
.I.D.I.O.T.- Intelligent Doctor in .Operation Threater
P.I.G- Preety.Indian Girl
WIFE: Worries Invented for Ever
: With Idiot For Ever
:WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.
COLLEGE:- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly...
DAIRY MILK:- Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 A Loving Kiss
PEPSI:- Pay Every Penny To Save Israel.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sports
KISS ---- Kind of Intimate Sensual Stimulant
GOODNIGHT-
Go 2 bed
O- off d Light
O- Out of tension
D- Dream a lot
N- Nice Sleep
I-Ignore Worry
G-Get Fresh
H- have a nice night
T--Thanks
Niran in court
Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he?
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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kiran was travelling in local bus and he has closed his eye and Niran noticed that so Niran says why you have closed your eyes
what's the matter? are you sick?
kiran: "no i am ok i just hate to see an old lady standing."
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kiran was walking the pavement of road and a frog speak to him "if you kiss me i will turn into beautiful princess"
kiran smilled and pick it up and put in his pocket
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn back to beautiful princess then i will be your girlfriend"
then kiran again smilled and put the frog back to the ground
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn me back to beautiful princess then i will be your wife"
kiran didn't show any response then
frog finally says "what's the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. why won't you kiss me ?
kiran said "Look I'm a busy student iam doing my project i don't have time for a girlfriend or wife, but a talking frog, now that's COOL."
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kiran wanted to be a monk so he went to monastery and talked with the head of monk.
the head of monk agreed to put him in the monastrey but hehave to take a vow of silence and he can only say two words every three years."
the first three year crossed the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " Robe dirty!"
more Three years went and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " food cold"
again Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said kiran
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