Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
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just laugh
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A...
phone number
If your phone number ends with
0- u are a trouble maker
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every...
