bheza fry

milan shrestha 11:17 PM | ,


Girlfriends r like chocolates, 
taste good anytime. 
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. 
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
                                                                                                     

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! 

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? 
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! 

Man: Is there any way for long life? 
Dr: Get married. 
Man: Will it help? 
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. 
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? 
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. 

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? 
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. 

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. 


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. 
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. 

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just laugh

milan shrestha 10:53 PM | , ,


School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:                                                                  
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.
Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

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phone number

milan shrestha 3:44 AM | ,


If your phone number ends with
0- u are a trouble maker                            
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.


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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white .....

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white .....

Moral :- Moral Shoral k hi hoena 6or6ori ko aagadi derae batho nahunu.......................

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