hamro samaj

milan shrestha 5:32 AM | ,


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Back to Class

milan shrestha 9:24 PM |



teacher: what is your name?
student: sir mero naam kiran shrestha ho
teacher: when i ask your name in English then give me answer in english
student; sir my name is RAY GREAT

TEACHER ASKED ANOTHER STUDENT
Teacher; what is your name?
student: my name is Beautiful Red Underwear
teacher: what kinds of name is that? don't joke with me. tell your name correctly
student: sir my name is sunderlal chadda

 teacher: what happen in 2007?
student: sir democracy was established
teacher: what happen in 2036?
student: sir people were fighting against democracy
teacher: what happen in 2062?
student: sir again fight for democracy
teacher: what happen in 2069?
student: sir yo question ko answer ta paper ma raina 6 ta .............


teacher: if i saw a man beating to a dog and i stop him then what virtue would i be showing ?
student: sir it's definitely brother love


teacher: beacause of hard work of B.P. KOIRALA what do we get on 7TH FALGUN?
student: holiday

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all computer jokes

milan shrestha 8:58 PM | ,


TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"                      
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
KIRAN: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard.The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.



TEC SUPPORT: "O.K. NIRAN,  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That WILL bring up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
NIRAN: "I don't have a 'P'".
TEC SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, NIRAN."
NIRAN: "What do you mean?"
TEC SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, NIRAN."
NIRAN: "I'm not going to do that!"



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fun with jokes

milan shrestha 12:20 AM | , , ,


kiran went to face the interview
interviewer: where were you born?                                            
kiran: Nepal
interviewer: which part?
kiran: which part? sabai body part ni.....( whole body part was born in nepal)




kiran and niran were fixing bomb in a bus
Niran: what would you do if the bumb explodes while fixing
kiran: Don't worry  i have one more............




kiran; what is the name of your car?
niran: yar i forget the name of my cat but is start with 'T'
kiran: haha what a strange car.starts with tea. All car that i know starts with petrol






teacher was teaching  grammer and he teach how to use the word "beans"
kiran: My Father cooks beans
Niran: My Father grows beans
that's good says teacher milan made a sentence
Milan spoke up " we are all human beans"








kiran joined a new job. in the first day he worked so hard. he worked till evening. the boss was very happy and asked what you did till evening
kiran: Keyboard alphabets were not in order so i made it all right




in the accident one man lost his leg and was crying very loudly" oh God i lost my leg, oh
Kiran: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. but still scilent, is he crying ?



kiran; you cheated me. don't you
seller: no sir i sold you branded radio
kiran: Radio label shows made in India but radio says" yo radio nepal ho"





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bheza fry

milan shrestha 11:17 PM | ,


Girlfriends r like chocolates, 
taste good anytime. 
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. 
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
                                                                                                     

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! 

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? 
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! 

Man: Is there any way for long life? 
Dr: Get married. 
Man: Will it help? 
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. 
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? 
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. 

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? 
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. 

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. 


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. 
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. 

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just laugh

milan shrestha 10:53 PM | , ,


School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:                                                                  
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.
Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

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phone number

milan shrestha 3:44 AM | ,


If your phone number ends with
0- u are a trouble maker                            
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.


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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white .....

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white .....

Moral :- Moral Shoral k hi hoena 6or6ori ko aagadi derae batho nahunu.......................

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kiran funny jokes

milan shrestha 10:18 AM | , ,

teacher :who was birbal?
Student:  thaha chaina sir
sir:    ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?                
Studen  t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?                                            
Sir:      k thaha?
Student     :afnu chori ma dhayan bhaye bho thaha huncha?



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Kiran : how many apples can u.eat in
empty stomach?
Girl: i can eat 7 aples.
kiran:no u can eat only 1 apple in
empty stomach coz when.u eat
2nd apple thats not in empty
stomach.
Girl: wow supper joke i'll tell my
friends
Girl to other girl:. How many apple
can u eat in empty stomach?
Other girl: i can eat 10.
Girl: haaaree..... 7bhaneko
bhaye.euta dami joke bhanthe.

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british : you  Nepales are  differ in colors,

look we are  all white..?

Nepalese Reply : Horses are  in different
colors
but
donkeys are  all the same.!

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kiran asked to niran : Which Comes First ? Sun Or
Moon ?
Niran:  Firstly Moon Then Sun
kiran : how? and why?

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.
.
.
Niran  : Son comes only after
Honeymoon 










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Best Funny Countries Full forms

milan shrestha 5:34 AM |

NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love  
           - Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.
BURMA-  Between Us, Remember Me Always.
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
EGYPT-  Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing
FRANCE- Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
LIBYA- Love Is Beautiful; You Also.    
HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY- I Trust And Love You.
CHINA- Come Here.. I Need Affection.
JAPAN = "Jumping And Pumping At Night"

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Best Funny Computer Full Forms

milan shrestha 5:31 AM |


PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.                            
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Cigareete
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIGO- Garbage In Gibbon Out
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months



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Best Funny full forms

milan shrestha 5:26 AM |

MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet  
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID-  Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand

.I.D.I.O.T.-  Intelligent  Doctor in .Operation  Threater
P.I.G-   Preety.Indian Girl

WIFE: Worries Invented for Ever
          : With Idiot For Ever
           :WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.
COLLEGE:- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly...
DAIRY MILK:- Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 A Loving Kiss
PEPSI:- Pay Every Penny To Save Israel.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sports
KISS ---- Kind of Intimate Sensual Stimulant
GOODNIGHT-
 Go 2 bed
O- off d Light
O- Out of tension
D- Dream a lot
N- Nice Sleep
I-Ignore Worry
G-Get Fresh
H- have a nice night
T--Thanks



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Niran in court

milan shrestha 6:55 PM |


Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he?                                                    
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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kiran was travelling in local bus and he has closed his eye and Niran noticed that so Niran says why you have closed your eyes
what's the matter? are you sick?
kiran: "no i am ok i just hate to see an old lady standing."

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kiran was walking the pavement of road and a frog speak to him "if you kiss me i will turn into beautiful princess"
kiran smilled and pick it up and put in his pocket
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn back to beautiful princess then i will be your girlfriend"
then kiran again smilled and put the frog back to the ground
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn me back to beautiful princess then i will be your wife"
kiran didn't show any response then
frog finally says "what's the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. why won't you kiss me ?
kiran said "Look I'm a busy student iam doing my project i don't have time for a girlfriend or wife, but a talking frog, now that's COOL."

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kiran wanted to be a monk so he went to monastery and talked with the head of monk.
the head of monk agreed to put him in the monastrey but hehave to  take a vow of silence and he can only say two words every three years."
the first three year crossed the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " Robe dirty!"
more Three  years went  and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " food cold"
 again Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said kiran
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world's smallest man and women

milan shrestha 9:37 AM |


the world's most smallest man from nepal and women from india 







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sleeping in the class

milan shrestha 5:30 AM |


mam: kiran why are you sleeping in the class room?
 kiran: mam your voice really so sweet that's why iam sleeping
teacher look after other students and says
why other students are not sleeping                                                
kiran : they are not listening to you  mam
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why girls marry earlier than boys
because ladies first

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 Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.
 teacher : if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

The student says: Obviously it's the past tense.


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 Niran  and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down.
Niran says: "It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!"
The girl replies: "No - it's a cosin, silly!!!"


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you will like this pictures from google

milan shrestha 9:15 PM |

if you like this picture share this pictures to your friends and make fun 

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English Teacher

milan shrestha 12:10 AM |


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kiran recently join the new school and in the first day. english teacher asked him
What does your father do?
kiran: whatever my mom says



                                 abcdefg
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kiran:sir i need to go to bathroom
Teacher: first say about A B C D's then only
kiran: A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O    Q R S T U  V W X Y Z
Teacher: hmmm you forget the P
kiran: no sir i didn't it's running down my leg


                                         ATM password
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Niran was drawing money from Nepal Bank by  ATM, Kiran behind him said Ha! Ha! Haaa! i've seen your password
Its 4 asterisks( **** )
thenNiran replied Ha! Ha! Haaa! you are wrong Its "9849"









                                            PUPPY
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kiran was the class teacher of the kindergarden. at the end  of the school year,the pupils used togive gift to teacher so, at first florist's daughter handed a gift, he shook it held it overhead and said.i know what is it. it's flower right. girl said that's right.

the next pupil was candy shop owner's son, kiran held his gift overhead, shook it and said.i know what is it, its a box of sweet. yes sir said pupil. but how do you know teacher, "oh just a wild guess"

the next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. kiran held the packet overhead, but it was leaking, he touched a drop of the leakage in the finger and touched to her tongue. it's a wine he said. the pupil said no no sir. again kiran taking large drop of leakage to the tongue and said it's a champange? pupil said no. kiran takes one more drops before declaring, "i give up" what is it?   with the great glee, the boy replied " it's a PUPPY"


                                       How to write 99
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kiran: niran write 99
Niran: how?
kiran: write 9 and another 9 beside it.
niran write 9 and stopped
kiran: what are you waiting for
niran: i don't know which side to write another 9


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loan

milan shrestha 12:04 AM |

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Niran: kiran if you have Rs. 100 and i ask you Rs. 50 loan, then how many rupee remain with you. 
Kiran: hundred rupee                      
Niran: no kiran it will remain 50
kiran : no it will remain 100
niran : kiran i have your 50 rupee as loan.
kiran : that's why it will remain 100 
niran: how???????????
kirna:  just because you ask me loan of Rs 50, it doesn't mean that iam going to give you.



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Kiran and niran appears exam

milan shrestha 12:55 AM |

Two college student Kiran and Niran were watching movies till night and the didn't study for the test which was to be held in the morning    

in the morning they made a plan and they made themself dirty and weird with grease and oil . the went to the coordinator and said that they had gone to wedding last night and while returning the tyre of their cat brust so they have to puss their car all the way back and they are not in condition to appear in the test

dean gave them time of 2 days that their re exam will be after 2 days. two days passed and they took exam.

they were asked only 2 question
Q.1. what is your name?..................(2 mark)
Q.2. which tyre brust?.....................(98 mark)
a) Front Right
b) Front Left
c) Back Right
d) Back Left....!!




                                    samsung to sam-sing

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In english class teacher was teaching tense
kiran says: sir what will be the present tense of sam-sung?
Teacher: i don't know
Niran says: aare yar that's very simple...... if samsung is the past then samsing will be present

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kiran's expriment

milan shrestha 9:57 PM |

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kiran took a cockroach to have an experiment . first he cut 1 leg of cockroach and say walk. the cockroach walk. then he cut second leg and says to walk again the cocroach walk. the he cut 3rd leg and did the same. at last he cut it's fourth leg and order to walk but cocroach didn't walk. kiran cry so loudly "i found it" " i found it" if we cut cockroach's four legs it becomes deaf 

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return my 30 rupees

milan shrestha 9:52 PM |

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Kiran wins 50 lakh by drinking coke of Rs 30. the dealer gave him 25 lakh after deducting tax and other expenses. Angry kiran: Give me 50 lakh or else return my 30 rupeese back!




                           Niran propose a girl
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Niran proposed a Girl
the girl says i am 1year elder that you 
Niran says: No problem Maiya. i will marry you next year   

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Mr. Kiran and Niran

milan shrestha 9:48 PM |

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A man come to Niran with so hurry and cried
Niran! your son has died
Depressed Niran go to dharara and jump from there
..............
At 7th floor he remember that he have no son
.................
At 5th floor he remember that he is unmarried
..................
At 2nd floor he remember that he is Kiran not Niran

 

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meter made in "NEPAL"

milan shrestha 12:54 AM |

there was a japanese tourist came to Nepal for visiting.on the last day. he hired taxi and told driver to take him airport. while going to airport a Toyota car passed the taxi with speed. the japanese said look toyota very fast! made in japan
again after some time a Honda bike with speed passed the taxi and again the japanese tourist says look Honda very fast! made in japan!





for third time Mitsubishi  passed the car with speed and again the japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in japan!" the driver get so angry but he kept quite finally they came to airport and the taxi charge was Rs.1000
What?? the japanese exclaimed... so expensive!
The driver yelled back to the meter and said Meter, made in Nepal very very very fast!!!
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gift

milan shrestha 12:34 AM |

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kiran was shouting in the bhatbhataini super market .......
where is my free gift with this Dhara oil?
shopkeeper: sir there is nothing free with this
kiran: but here is written CHOLESTROL FREE.


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liberary

milan shrestha 12:31 AM |

night in the library
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Kiran:hellow sir at what time the library will open?
Niran: Nine a.m and why did you call me and ask this question at the mid-night
Kiran: Nine a.m in the morning. oh! god
Niran:  yes! nine a.m in the morning."why do you want to get in before nine a.m
Kiran: who said that i wanted to get in? "i want to get out".



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school interview

milan shrestha 12:30 AM |


                       school interview
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kiran was very smart and he solve all the question in the written test so he was called for the interview. later as the interview progressed they found kiran to be bright since he answered all question correctly

the interviewer lastly give him to chose a question :
"i shall either ask you 10 easy question or 1 real difficult problem. think well before you make up your mind"

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teachers brain

milan shrestha 12:22 AM |

 teacher's brain
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a teacher was teaching in philosphy class. there was discussion about the God's existance. the philosophy teacher present following logic: "anyone in the class has touched God?" Nobody spoke. "has anyone in the class heard  God?"again no body spoke."has anyone seen the God?" when no body spoke for the third time. he concluded that "there is no God."among the students one student thought for a second and the ask permission for reply

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letter to bill gates form kiran

milan shrestha 11:38 PM |


             
Dear Mr Bill Gates,

we brought apple computer for our home and first 5 days it goes on smooth but when we connect internate  and planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Yahoo in the password column, only "*************"   appears. we found this problem only in the password section. other  section are all wright it shows all what we write in it  we chacked the keyboard but keyboard is all well said Niran

I request you to fix this problem as myself don't know what the password is


                                                                                                                                your's lovely
                                                                                                                                             kiran



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java interview

milan shrestha 11:24 PM |


        interview for java office 
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Interviewer: What are the difference between Threads and process?
kiran : Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.

Interviewer: Tell me about JAR file ?
kiran : File that can be kept inside a jar.


Interviewer: What is JINI?
kiran : JINI is a ghost which was Aladdin’s friend who fullfil the wishes

Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
kiran :  Bean is a kind of vegetable. it is used in kitchen for cooking vegitable

Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
kiran: In hotels, we use to replace servers.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
kiran : sorry sir I am a computer professional not an architect student.

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where is the god

milan shrestha 11:20 PM |

                                                 where is the god
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two brothers of age 11 & 13 were so naughty. they always make people come with complain to their parents. parents were so tired of their son's beheviour so they took them to the mental doctor

doctor firstly call 13 years boy and ask him, "where is god?" the boy keep him silence. then the doctor again ask with loud voice, "tell me where is the god?"

the boy suddenly ran away to home and hide himself in the cupboard. when another brother saw this he also ran away after him and reached to home and asked to his brother why you ran from the doctor

the elder brother said "god is missing and every body is thinking that we did it"


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Bhagwan ko naam ma pathauna!!!

milan shrestha 11:34 PM |

Bhikhari : Hellow Everest Hotel, 1 Pizza, 2 sandwitches,  1 Biryani pathai deu ta
Everest hotel staff : kasko naam ma pathai dinu sir?
Bhikhari: Bhagwan ko naam ma pathauna!!!





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kiran's answer

milan shrestha 11:31 PM |

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kiran was coping the answer of niran and the answer to the problem was "log(1+x)" so kiran didn't want to make it obvious like that because teacher will think that he had cheated so he changed the answer like  "timber(1+x)"



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funny lady

milan shrestha 11:28 PM | ,

lady: hmm sari ta ramro 6 tara yesko colour chai ramro chaina
salesman: mam don't worry. aak choti dhuda sab colour jancha    

                                                               logne swasni
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 logne swasni chupchap naboli kana yatra gardai theyo aani te dubai aak aarka sanga bolna tayar theyena. tetaikai bela gadha ra khhachar ko hul sammune aay. aani logne le tyo timro nate dar ho hai bhanyo. swasni le ni ho ta ni " maile tini haru ko family ma bihe gare pachi bhayena ta tini haru mera nate dar"

                                                   
                                                  manabta maathi ko vishwas nai uthera gayo!!"
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aauta chor aakdin chori garna aakdam dhani ghar ma dhuke 6. aani teha tesle aauta trunk ma tala lagako jasma dherai paisa theyo tyo kholna tala torna lagyo tara teha. yo tala torna pardaina 102 ma call gara aani red button dabau tala aaphai khulcha bheni lekhako theyo. aani jaba usle teso garyo teha ta thulo alarm bajyo aani polish aayera teslai pakrera lagyo
jada jadai chorle bhanyo:" aaja mero manabta maathi ko vishwas nai uthera gayo!!"


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funny passenger

milan shrestha 11:19 PM |

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khale: why did you take an extra ticket?
passenger: if i lose one ticket, then other will save me
khale: what would you do if you lose that both tickets
passenger: do i look like a fool. i have my buss pass


                                  Hot News
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kiran: tyo newspaper lai kina fridge ma rakhako?
niran : kina ki tyo full of HOT NEWS cha ni

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exam!!!!

milan shrestha 11:14 PM |

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Kiran and Niran ware fighting outside the examination hall. Teacher came out and said
teache: why you both are fighting
student(niran): sir, he left his answer sheet blank                                  
teacher: then why should that bother you?
student(niran) : i too left my answer sheet blank
teacher ; soooaaacccccc!!!!!!!!!!!!
student(niran); sir incase you will think that we have copied from each other



     










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Kiran&Niran jokes

milan shrestha 11:05 PM |

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kiran : if x=y and y=z then x=z, now give me the practical example of this equation in the real life
Niran :i love you sir and you love your daughter that means i love your daughter



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