kiran funny jokes

milan shrestha 10:18 AM | , ,

teacher :who was birbal?
Student:  thaha chaina sir
sir:    ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?                
Studen  t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?                                            
Sir:      k thaha?
Student     :afnu chori ma dhayan bhaye bho thaha huncha?



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Kiran : how many apples can u.eat in
empty stomach?
Girl: i can eat 7 aples.
kiran:no u can eat only 1 apple in
empty stomach coz when.u eat
2nd apple thats not in empty
stomach.
Girl: wow supper joke i'll tell my
friends
Girl to other girl:. How many apple
can u eat in empty stomach?
Other girl: i can eat 10.
Girl: haaaree..... 7bhaneko
bhaye.euta dami joke bhanthe.

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british : you  Nepales are  differ in colors,

look we are  all white..?

Nepalese Reply : Horses are  in different
colors
but
donkeys are  all the same.!

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kiran asked to niran : Which Comes First ? Sun Or
Moon ?
Niran:  Firstly Moon Then Sun
kiran : how? and why?

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Niran  : Son comes only after
Honeymoon 










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Best Funny Countries Full forms

milan shrestha 5:34 AM |

NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love  
           - Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.
BURMA-  Between Us, Remember Me Always.
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
EGYPT-  Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing
FRANCE- Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
LIBYA- Love Is Beautiful; You Also.    
HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY- I Trust And Love You.
CHINA- Come Here.. I Need Affection.
JAPAN = "Jumping And Pumping At Night"

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Best Funny Computer Full Forms

milan shrestha 5:31 AM |


PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.                            
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Cigareete
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIGO- Garbage In Gibbon Out
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months



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Best Funny full forms

milan shrestha 5:26 AM |

MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet  
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID-  Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand

.I.D.I.O.T.-  Intelligent  Doctor in .Operation  Threater
P.I.G-   Preety.Indian Girl

WIFE: Worries Invented for Ever
          : With Idiot For Ever
           :WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.
COLLEGE:- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly...
DAIRY MILK:- Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 A Loving Kiss
PEPSI:- Pay Every Penny To Save Israel.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sports
KISS ---- Kind of Intimate Sensual Stimulant
GOODNIGHT-
 Go 2 bed
O- off d Light
O- Out of tension
D- Dream a lot
N- Nice Sleep
I-Ignore Worry
G-Get Fresh
H- have a nice night
T--Thanks



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Niran in court

milan shrestha 6:55 PM |


Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he?                                                    
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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kiran was travelling in local bus and he has closed his eye and Niran noticed that so Niran says why you have closed your eyes
what's the matter? are you sick?
kiran: "no i am ok i just hate to see an old lady standing."

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kiran was walking the pavement of road and a frog speak to him "if you kiss me i will turn into beautiful princess"
kiran smilled and pick it up and put in his pocket
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn back to beautiful princess then i will be your girlfriend"
then kiran again smilled and put the frog back to the ground
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn me back to beautiful princess then i will be your wife"
kiran didn't show any response then
frog finally says "what's the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. why won't you kiss me ?
kiran said "Look I'm a busy student iam doing my project i don't have time for a girlfriend or wife, but a talking frog, now that's COOL."

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kiran wanted to be a monk so he went to monastery and talked with the head of monk.
the head of monk agreed to put him in the monastrey but hehave to  take a vow of silence and he can only say two words every three years."
the first three year crossed the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " Robe dirty!"
more Three  years went  and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " food cold"
 again Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said kiran
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