funny passenger

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khale: why did you take an extra ticket?
passenger: if i lose one ticket, then other will save me
khale: what would you do if you lose that both tickets
passenger: do i look like a fool. i have my buss pass


                                  Hot News
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kiran: tyo newspaper lai kina fridge ma rakhako?
niran : kina ki tyo full of HOT NEWS cha ni




                                        college famous 3 word
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professor: three words that college students mostly use now a days
student : i dont know.
professor: that's wright