Nepali politics jokes

1. Why did the politician cross the road? To switch parties!

2. Why did the Nepali Congress politician refuse to use the escalator? Because he didn't want to be seen going down.

3. Why did the Maoist leader join the gym? To strengthen his revolutionary muscles.

4. Why did the UML leader refuse to play chess? Because he was afraid of the knight.

5. Why did the politician wear a hat to the meeting? To cover up his flip-flopping.

6. Why did the politician visit the doctor? To get a prescription for more empty promises.

7. Why did the politician refuse to take a lie detector test? Because he didn't want to hurt the machine's feelings.

8. Why did the politician go to the hair salon? To get a new spin on his policies.

9. Why did the politician refuse to attend the wedding? Because he didn't want to be seen kissing babies.

10. Why did the politician become a farmer? To cultivate votes.