sleeping in the class

mam: kiran why are you sleeping in the class room?
 kiran: mam your voice really so sweet that's why iam sleeping
teacher look after other students and says
why other students are not sleeping                                                
kiran : they are not listening to you  mam
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why girls marry earlier than boys
because ladies first

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 Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.
 teacher : if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

The student says: Obviously it's the past tense.


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 Niran  and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down.
Niran says: "It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!"
The girl replies: "No - it's a cosin, silly!!!"


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