teacher :who was birbal?
Student: thaha chaina sir
sir: ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?
Studen t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?
Sir: k thaha?
Student ...
NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love
- Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.
BURMA- Between Us, Remember Me Always.
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
EGYPT- Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice,...
PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away...
Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he?
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW...