all computer jokes

kiran shrestha 8:58 PM | ,


TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"                      
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
KIRAN: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard.The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.



TEC SUPPORT: "O.K. NIRAN,  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That WILL bring up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
NIRAN: "I don't have a 'P'".
TEC SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, NIRAN."
NIRAN: "What do you mean?"
TEC SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, NIRAN."
NIRAN: "I'm not going to do that!"



4 comments:

Kawal said...

Very Nice Jokes , Keep it up Bro.

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