Kiran and niran appears exam

Two college student Kiran and Niran were watching movies till night and the didn't study for the test which was to be held in the morning     in the morning they made a plan and they made themself dirty and weird with grease and oil . the went to the coordinator and said that they had gone to wedding last night and while returning the tyre of their cat brust so they have to puss their car all the way back and they are not in...

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kiran's expriment

============================================================== kiran took a cockroach to have an experiment . first he cut 1 leg of cockroach and say walk. the cockroach walk. then he cut second leg and says to walk again the cocroach walk. the he cut 3rd leg and did the same. at last he cut it's fourth leg and order to walk but cocroach didn't walk. kiran cry so loudly "i found it" " i found it" if we cut cockroach's four legs it becomes...

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return my 30 rupees

=============================================================== Kiran wins 50 lakh by drinking coke of Rs 30. the dealer gave him 25 lakh after deducting tax and other expenses. Angry kiran: Give me 50 lakh or else return my 30 rupeese back!                            Niran propose a girl ========================================= Niran proposed a Girl the...

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Mr. Kiran and Niran

==============================================================               A man come to Niran with so hurry and cried Niran! your son has died Depressed Niran go to dharara and jump from there .............. At 7th floor he remember that he have no son ................. At 5th floor he remember that he is unmarried .................. At 2nd floor he remember that he is Kiran not Niran  ...

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meter made in "NEPAL"

there was a japanese tourist came to Nepal for visiting.on the last day. he hired taxi and told driver to take him airport. while going to airport a Toyota car passed the taxi with speed. the japanese said look toyota very fast! made in japan again after some time a Honda bike with speed passed the taxi and again the japanese tourist says look Honda very fast! made in japan! for third time Mitsubishi  passed the car with speed...

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gift

============================================================= kiran was shouting in the bhatbhataini super market ....... where is my free gift with this Dhara oil? shopkeeper: sir there is nothing free with this kiran: but here is written CHOLESTROL FREE....

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liberary

night in the library =============================== Kiran:hellow sir at what time the library will open? Niran: Nine a.m and why did you call me and ask this question at the mid-night Kiran: Nine a.m in the morning. oh! god Niran:  yes! nine a.m in the morning."why do you want to get in before nine a.m Kiran: who said that i wanted to get in? "i want to get out". ...

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school interview

                       school interview ================================ kiran was very smart and he solve all the question in the written test so he was called for the interview. later as the interview progressed they found kiran to be bright since he answered all question correctly the interviewer lastly give him to chose a question : "i shall either ask you 10 easy question...

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teachers brain

 teacher's brain ============================== a teacher was teaching in philosphy class. there was discussion about the God's existance. the philosophy teacher present following logic: "anyone in the class has touched God?" Nobody spoke. "has anyone in the class heard  God?"again no body spoke."has anyone seen the God?" when no body spoke for the third time. he concluded that "there is no God."among the students one student...

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letter to bill gates form kiran

              Dear Mr Bill Gates, we brought apple computer for our home and first 5 days it goes on smooth but when we connect internate  and planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Yahoo in the password column, only "*************"   appears. we found this problem only in the password section. other  section are all wright it shows all what we write in it  we...

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java interview

        interview for java office  ============================================================= Interviewer: What are the difference between Threads and process? kiran : Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process. Interviewer: Tell me about JAR file ? kiran : File that can be kept inside a jar. Interviewer: What is JINI? kiran : JINI is a ghost which was Aladdin’s friend who fullfil the wishes Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ? kiran :  Bean...

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where is the god

                                                 where is the god ======================================== two brothers of age 11 & 13 were so naughty. they always make people come with complain to their parents. parents were so tired of their son's beheviour so they took them to the mental doctor doctor...

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Bhagwan ko naam ma pathauna!!!

Bhikhari : Hellow Everest Hotel, 1 Pizza, 2 sandwitches,  1 Biryani pathai deu ta Everest hotel staff : kasko naam ma pathai dinu sir? Bhikhari: Bhagwan ko naam ma pathauna!!! ...

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kiran's answer

================================================================ kiran was coping the answer of niran and the answer to the problem was "log(1+x)" so kiran didn't want to make it obvious like that because teacher will think that he had cheated so he changed the answer like  "timber(1+x)" ...

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funny lady

lady: hmm sari ta ramro 6 tara yesko colour chai ramro chaina salesman: mam don't worry. aak choti dhuda sab colour jancha                                                                    logne swasni ================================================================  logne...

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funny passenger

=================================================================== khale: why did you take an extra ticket? passenger: if i lose one ticket, then other will save me khale: what would you do if you lose that both tickets passenger: do i look like a fool. i have my buss pass                                   Hot News ================================================================= kiran: tyo newspaper lai kina fridge ma rakhako? niran : kina...

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exam!!!!

================================================================ Kiran and Niran ware fighting outside the examination hall. Teacher came out and said teache: why you both are fighting student(niran): sir, he left his answer sheet blank                                   teacher: then why should that bother you? student(niran) : i too left my answer sheet...

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Kiran&Niran jokes

================================================================== kiran : if x=y and y=z then x=z, now give me the practical example of this equation in the real life Niran :i love you sir and you love your daughter that means i love your daughter ...

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