funny lady

lady: hmm sari ta ramro 6 tara yesko colour chai ramro chaina
salesman: mam don't worry. aak choti dhuda sab colour jancha    

                                                               logne swasni
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 logne swasni chupchap naboli kana yatra gardai theyo aani te dubai aak aarka sanga bolna tayar theyena. tetaikai bela gadha ra khhachar ko hul sammune aay. aani logne le tyo timro nate dar ho hai bhanyo. swasni le ni ho ta ni " maile tini haru ko family ma bihe gare pachi bhayena ta tini haru mera nate dar"

                                                   
                                                  manabta maathi ko vishwas nai uthera gayo!!"
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aauta chor aakdin chori garna aakdam dhani ghar ma dhuke 6. aani teha tesle aauta trunk ma tala lagako jasma dherai paisa theyo tyo kholna tala torna lagyo tara teha. yo tala torna pardaina 102 ma call gara aani red button dabau tala aaphai khulcha bheni lekhako theyo. aani jaba usle teso garyo teha ta thulo alarm bajyo aani polish aayera teslai pakrera lagyo
jada jadai chorle bhanyo:" aaja mero manabta maathi ko vishwas nai uthera gayo!!"




                                 Timi ra ma Hot
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Mr. niran ra Mrs. niran dubai goro theyo
tara uniharu ko santan bhane kalo janmeyo
aani niran le bhancha: haina timi pani seto ma pani seto aani hamro baccha chai kina kalo ha!
aani mrs. le bhancha: hera darling timi pani hot ma pani hot aani sayad " Baccha daryera kalo bhako hola"






                                               Niran Quiz Wiz ma
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Rajesh Hamal: What iz your father name?
Niran: please option?
a. santosh
b. kiran
c. milan
d. arun
Niran: Life line- 50/50
a. santosh
b. kiran
Niran: audience vote
10% santosh
90% kiran
Niran: i want to use my last life line "phone a friend"
Rajesh Hamal: kaslai call garnu hunxa
Niran: mero dad kiran lai




                                                                      Marks
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niran ko exam paper ma 0 marks
father: niran timle kina 0 marks layako
niran: baba tyo 0 marks haina moon marks ho, saayad sir sanga stars sakeko theyo tesaile moon dinu bhako


                                              Rajesh Hamal
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film director to Rajesh Hamal: tapailai 100 ft ko height bata swimming pool ma jump garnu 6
Rajesh Hamal: tara malai ta swimming garna nai aaudaina. ma ta dubi halchu ni
film director: don't worry pool ma pani nai chaina