gift

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kiran was shouting in the bhatbhataini super market .......
where is my free gift with this Dhara oil?
shopkeeper: sir there is nothing free with this
kiran: but here is written CHOLESTROL FREE.





           son' message
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kiran was studying in abroad and he messaged his father
kiran : Dear dad, no mom, no fun , your son
father replied : Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad