Niran in court

Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he?                                                    
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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kiran was travelling in local bus and he has closed his eye and Niran noticed that so Niran says why you have closed your eyes
what's the matter? are you sick?
kiran: "no i am ok i just hate to see an old lady standing."

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kiran was walking the pavement of road and a frog speak to him "if you kiss me i will turn into beautiful princess"
kiran smilled and pick it up and put in his pocket
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn back to beautiful princess then i will be your girlfriend"
then kiran again smilled and put the frog back to the ground
the frog again speaks "if you kiss me and turn me back to beautiful princess then i will be your wife"
kiran didn't show any response then
frog finally says "what's the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. why won't you kiss me ?
kiran said "Look I'm a busy student iam doing my project i don't have time for a girlfriend or wife, but a talking frog, now that's COOL."

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kiran wanted to be a monk so he went to monastery and talked with the head of monk.
the head of monk agreed to put him in the monastrey but hehave to  take a vow of silence and he can only say two words every three years."
the first three year crossed the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " Robe dirty!"
more Three  years went  and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
kiran replied " food cold"
 again Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said kiran

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nepal ko raajneti daiba le nai janun!!!!

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world's smallest man and women

the world's most smallest man from nepal and women from india 

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sleeping in the class

mam: kiran why are you sleeping in the class room?
 kiran: mam your voice really so sweet that's why iam sleeping
teacher look after other students and says
why other students are not sleeping                                                
kiran : they are not listening to you  mam
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why girls marry earlier than boys
because ladies first

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 Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.
 teacher : if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

The student says: Obviously it's the past tense.


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 Niran  and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down.
Niran says: "It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!"
The girl replies: "No - it's a cosin, silly!!!"


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English Teacher

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kiran recently join the new school and in the first day. english teacher asked him
What does your father do?
kiran: whatever my mom says



                                 abcdefg
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kiran:sir i need to go to bathroom
Teacher: first say about A B C D's then only
kiran: A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O    Q R S T U  V W X Y Z
Teacher: hmmm you forget the P
kiran: no sir i didn't it's running down my leg


                                         ATM password
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Niran was drawing money from Nepal Bank by  ATM, Kiran behind him said Ha! Ha! Haaa! i've seen your password
Its 4 asterisks( **** )
thenNiran replied Ha! Ha! Haaa! you are wrong Its "9849"

                                            PUPPY
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kiran was the class teacher of the kindergarden. at the end  of the school year,the pupils used togive gift to teacher so, at first florist's daughter handed a gift, he shook it held it overhead and said.i know what is it. it's flower right. girl said that's right.

the next pupil was candy shop owner's son, kiran held his gift overhead, shook it and said.i know what is it, its a box of sweet. yes sir said pupil. but how do you know teacher, "oh just a wild guess"

the next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. kiran held the packet overhead, but it was leaking, he touched a drop of the leakage in the finger and touched to her tongue. it's a wine he said. the pupil said no no sir. again kiran taking large drop of leakage to the tongue and said it's a champange? pupil said no. kiran takes one more drops before declaring, "i give up" what is it?   with the great glee, the boy replied " it's a PUPPY"

                                       How to write 99
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kiran: niran write 99
Niran: how?
kiran: write 9 and another 9 beside it.
niran write 9 and stopped
kiran: what are you waiting for
niran: i don't know which side to write another 9

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loan

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Niran: kiran if you have Rs. 100 and i ask you Rs. 50 loan, then how many rupee remain with you. 
Kiran: hundred rupee                      
Niran: no kiran it will remain 50
kiran : no it will remain 100
niran : kiran i have your 50 rupee as loan.
kiran : that's why it will remain 100 
niran: how???????????
kirna:  just because you ask me loan of Rs 50, it doesn't mean that iam going to give you.

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Kiran and niran appears exam

Two college student Kiran and Niran were watching movies till night and the didn't study for the test which was to be held in the morning    

in the morning they made a plan and they made themself dirty and weird with grease and oil . the went to the coordinator and said that they had gone to wedding last night and while returning the tyre of their cat brust so they have to puss their car all the way back and they are not in condition to appear in the test

dean gave them time of 2 days that their re exam will be after 2 days. two days passed and they took exam.

they were asked only 2 question
Q.1. what is your name?..................(2 mark)
Q.2. which tyre brust?.....................(98 mark)
a) Front Right
b) Front Left
c) Back Right
d) Back Left....!!

                                    samsung to sam-sing

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In english class teacher was teaching tense
kiran says: sir what will be the present tense of sam-sung?
Teacher: i don't know
Niran says: aare yar that's very simple...... if samsung is the past then samsing will be present

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kiran's expriment

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kiran took a cockroach to have an experiment . first he cut 1 leg of cockroach and say walk. the cockroach walk. then he cut second leg and says to walk again the cocroach walk. the he cut 3rd leg and did the same. at last he cut it's fourth leg and order to walk but cocroach didn't walk. kiran cry so loudly "i found it" " i found it" if we cut cockroach's four legs it becomes deaf 

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return my 30 rupees

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Kiran wins 50 lakh by drinking coke of Rs 30. the dealer gave him 25 lakh after deducting tax and other expenses. Angry kiran: Give me 50 lakh or else return my 30 rupeese back!

                           Niran propose a girl

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Niran proposed a Girl

the girl says i am 1year elder that you 

Niran says: No problem Maiya. i will marry you next year   

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Mr. Kiran and Niran

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A man come to Niran with so hurry and cried
Niran! your son has died
Depressed Niran go to dharara and jump from there
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At 7th floor he remember that he have no son
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At 5th floor he remember that he is unmarried
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At 2nd floor he remember that he is Kiran not Niran

 

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meter made in "NEPAL"

there was a japanese tourist came to Nepal for visiting.on the last day. he hired taxi and told driver to take him airport. while going to airport a Toyota car passed the taxi with speed. the japanese said look toyota very fast! made in japan
again after some time a Honda bike with speed passed the taxi and again the japanese tourist says look Honda very fast! made in japan!





for third time Mitsubishi  passed the car with speed and again the japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in japan!" the driver get so angry but he kept quite finally they came to airport and the taxi charge was Rs.1000
What?? the japanese exclaimed... so expensive!
The driver yelled back to the meter and said Meter, made in Nepal very very very fast!!!
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gift

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kiran was shouting in the bhatbhataini super market .......
where is my free gift with this Dhara oil?
shopkeeper: sir there is nothing free with this
kiran: but here is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

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