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Back to Class
teacher: what is your name?
student: sir mero naam kiran shrestha ho
teacher: when i ask your name in English then give me answer in english
student; sir my name is RAY GREAT
TEACHER ASKED ANOTHER STUDENT
Teacher; what is your name?
student: my name is Beautiful Red Underwear
teacher: what kinds of name is that? don't joke with me. tell your name correctly
student: sir my name is sunderlal chadda
teacher: what happen in 2007?
student: sir democracy was established
teacher: what happen in 2036?
student: sir people...
all computer jokes
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of...
fun with jokes
kiran went to face the interview
interviewer: where were you born?
kiran: Nepal
interviewer: which part?
kiran: which part? sabai body part ni.....( whole body part was born in nepal)
kiran and niran were fixing bomb in a bus
Niran: what would you do if the bumb explodes while fixing
kiran:...
bheza fry
Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
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just laugh
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A...
phone number
If your phone number ends with
0- u are a trouble maker
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every...
kiran funny jokes
teacher :who was birbal?
Student: thaha chaina sir
sir: ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?
Studen t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?
Sir: k thaha?
Student ...
Best Funny Countries Full forms
NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love
- Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.
BURMA- Between Us, Remember Me Always.
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
EGYPT- Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice,...
Best Funny Computer Full Forms
PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away...
Best Funny full forms
MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID- Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand
.I.D.I.O.T.- Intelligent Doctor...
Niran in court
Once Niran was in Indian court, he was there because he robbed police station so in the court
judge: dekho tum aapne limit se bahar ja rahe ho.
Niran: kaun saala aisa kehta he?
judge: tum ne mujhko sala bola?
Niran: no my Lord, maine to pucha KAUN SA LAW...
world's smallest man and women
the world's most smallest man from nepal and women from india
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sleeping in the class
mam: kiran why are you sleeping in the class room?
kiran: mam your voice really so sweet that's why iam sleeping
teacher look after other students and says
why other students are not sleeping
kiran : they are not listening to you mam
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why...
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English Teacher
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kiran recently join the new school and in the first day. english teacher asked him
What does your father do?
kiran: whatever my mom says
abcdefg
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kiran:sir i need to go to bathroom
Teacher:...
loan
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Niran: kiran if you have Rs. 100 and i ask you Rs. 50 loan, then how many rupee remain with you.
Kiran: hundred rupee
Niran: no kiran it will remain 50
kiran : no it will remain 100
niran : kiran i have your 50 rupee as loan.
kiran : that's why it will remain 100
niran: how???????????
kirna:...
Kiran and niran appears exam
Two college student Kiran and Niran were watching movies till night and the didn't study for the test which was to be held in the morning
in the morning they made a plan and they made themself dirty and weird with grease and oil . the went to the coordinator and said that they had gone to wedding last night and while returning the tyre of their cat brust so they have to puss their car all the way back and they are not in...
kiran's expriment
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kiran took a cockroach to have an experiment . first he cut 1 leg of cockroach and say walk. the cockroach walk. then he cut second leg and says to walk again the cocroach walk. the he cut 3rd leg and did the same. at last he cut it's fourth leg and order to walk but cocroach didn't walk. kiran cry so loudly "i found it" " i found it" if we cut cockroach's four legs it becomes...
return my 30 rupees
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Kiran wins 50 lakh by drinking coke of Rs 30. the dealer gave him 25 lakh after deducting tax and other expenses. Angry kiran: Give me 50 lakh or else return my 30 rupeese back!
Niran propose a girl
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Niran proposed a Girl
the...
Mr. Kiran and Niran
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A man come to Niran with so hurry and cried
Niran! your son has died
Depressed Niran go to dharara and jump from there
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At 7th floor he remember that he have no son
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At 5th floor he remember that he is unmarried
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At 2nd floor he remember that he is Kiran not Niran
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meter made in "NEPAL"
there was a japanese tourist came to Nepal for visiting.on the last day. he hired taxi and told driver to take him airport. while going to airport a Toyota car passed the taxi with speed. the japanese said look toyota very fast! made in japan
again after some time a Honda bike with speed passed the taxi and again the japanese tourist says look Honda very fast! made in japan!
for third time Mitsubishi passed the car with speed...
gift
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kiran was shouting in the bhatbhataini super market .......
where is my free gift with this Dhara oil?
shopkeeper: sir there is nothing free with this
kiran: but here is written CHOLESTROL FREE....
liberary
night in the library
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Kiran:hellow sir at what time the library will open?
Niran: Nine a.m and why did you call me and ask this question at the mid-night
Kiran: Nine a.m in the morning. oh! god
Niran: yes! nine a.m in the morning."why do you want to get in before nine a.m
Kiran: who said that i wanted to get in? "i want to get out".
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school interview
school interview
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kiran was very smart and he solve all the question in the written test so he was called for the interview. later as the interview progressed they found kiran to be bright since he answered all question correctly
the interviewer lastly give him to chose a question :
"i shall either ask you 10 easy question...
teachers brain
teacher's brain
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a teacher was teaching in philosphy class. there was discussion about the God's existance. the philosophy teacher present following logic: "anyone in the class has touched God?" Nobody spoke. "has anyone in the class heard God?"again no body spoke."has anyone seen the God?" when no body spoke for the third time. he concluded that "there is no God."among the students one student...
letter to bill gates form kiran
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
we brought apple computer for our home and first 5 days it goes on smooth but when we connect internate and planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Yahoo in the password column, only "*************" appears. we found this problem only in the password section. other section are all wright it shows all what we write in it we...
java interview
interview for java office
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Interviewer: What are the difference between Threads and process?
kiran : Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.
Interviewer: Tell me about JAR file ?
kiran : File that can be kept inside a jar.
Interviewer: What is JINI?
kiran : JINI is a ghost which was Aladdin’s friend who fullfil the wishes
Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
kiran : Bean...
where is the god
where is the god
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two brothers of age 11 & 13 were so naughty. they always make people come with complain to their parents. parents were so tired of their son's beheviour so they took them to the mental doctor
doctor...
Bhagwan ko naam ma pathauna!!!
Bhikhari : Hellow Everest Hotel, 1 Pizza, 2 sandwitches, 1 Biryani pathai deu ta
Everest hotel staff : kasko naam ma pathai dinu sir?
Bhikhari: Bhagwan ko naam ma pathauna!!!
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kiran's answer
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kiran was coping the answer of niran and the answer to the problem was "log(1+x)" so kiran didn't want to make it obvious like that because teacher will think that he had cheated so he changed the answer like "timber(1+x)"
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funny lady
lady: hmm sari ta ramro 6 tara yesko colour chai ramro chaina
salesman: mam don't worry. aak choti dhuda sab colour jancha
logne swasni
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logne...
funny passenger
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khale: why did you take an extra ticket?
passenger: if i lose one ticket, then other will save me
khale: what would you do if you lose that both tickets
passenger: do i look like a fool. i have my buss pass
Hot News
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kiran: tyo newspaper lai kina fridge ma rakhako?
niran : kina...
exam!!!!
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Kiran and Niran ware fighting outside the examination hall. Teacher came out and said
teache: why you both are fighting
student(niran): sir, he left his answer sheet blank
teacher: then why should that bother you?
student(niran) : i too left my answer sheet...
Kiran&Niran jokes
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kiran : if x=y and y=z then x=z, now give me the practical example of this equation in the real life
Niran :i love you sir and you love your daughter that means i love your daughter
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